It's late. You're up. The first day of classes are behind you. The weather outside is kind of nasty, so you've got no place to go. Why not curl up with our round-up of the day's news and a funny video? Trust us, it will be a decision that you never regret. If only because it's so inconsequential that you will never think of it again. Let's get started!
Actual news
Dem Dems: The Democratic convention started tonight, and will continue through Thursday. Unfortunately, Clint Eastwood isn't available to introduce the President, so instead Harrison Ford is going to yell at a teddy bear named Mitt until security drags him off the stage.
