It's late. You're up. Or maybe you're not. In which case, how are you reading this? If you too have taken a break from pretending it's Bill Clinton running for president, then relax, grab your anti-beaver spray, and read on to see if you're next on Vladimir Putin's hit list.
Actual news:
Angry Beavers: A rabid beaver attacked an 82 year old woman in Fairfax county. In a related story, Mitt Romney has issued a press release pointing out that under Obama, beaver-on-human violence has reached an unprecedented level.
