"Weird Mail" is our project to share with you the strange pleas for attention that we routinely receive at Spectator. Last week, we reviewed a story about what life would be like for a kid who is not Jesus Christ and is also not a firefighter. This week, it's someone who is trying to make a movie.
The email came in all caps: "TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: HERE IS OUR PRESS RELEASE REGARDING: THE FOXORCIST - A CONSTITUTIONAL PICTURE. WE THINK YOU WILL BE FASCINATED BY OUR CONTENT." At Spectator we are suckers for things that people promise will fascinate us, so we clicked the attachments.
We were not disappointed. The Foxorcist is a planned Exorcist parody. Except instead of Satan, the little girl is possessed by Republicans. Warning: some of what's after the jump is gross, so click on...IF YOU DARE!
