It's late. You're up. Today's super secret Apple event wasn't all it was cracked up to be, and you just got the iPhone 4S! On the bright side, you're now that much closer to the weekend than I promised this morning.
Actual News
They've still got it: Apple has once again changed the world forever, this time by making their phones 1.27 cm taller. If you think that's exciting, wait till you see what they've got planned for the space bar on the next generation of Macbooks!
School's (potentially) out forever: At least in Chicago, where the intense teacher's strike rages on. Mayor Emanuel and representatives from the teachers unions called the strike "a terrible situation for everyone involved." 350,000 public school students, however, begged to differ.