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Actual News
Royally ticked off: Scandal erupted in England today, as an unsuspecting public learned that future queen Kate Middleton has breasts. Though the Royal Family is planning to sue the publisher of the racy photos, they're already all over Twitter. Click here to see Kate Middleton topless.
Also topless: Speaking of nude public figures, Ann Romney revealed that, while exploring the White House, she once walked in on former president George W. Bush getting a massage. In unrelated news, Vice President Biden has invited Mrs. Romney to "come take a tour of the Vice Presidential residence anytime she wants."
