If you've been here long enough, you've probably come to realize that elevator etiquette is more important to some people at Columbia than you might think.
To help his people learn how to live a righteous life, Moses famously presented them with ten commandments from God. Learning how not to be judged on the elevator is equally complicated, so here are our ten commandments from God. They are:
1. Thou shalt not make eye contact with anyone else on the elevator. Verily, thou shalt stare at the floor-counting thing and keep thy silence.
2. Thou shalt not shove your arm, leg, or any other extremity in between the closing elevator doors.
2a. If thou art in a class in Mudd or art in a rush, thou mayest pry open the elevator doors with all available extremities.
3. Honor thy fellow passengers and GTFO-eth of the elevator if it is full.
3a. Too bad you're late: Thou shalt not dry hump other passengers.
