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Actual News
Official soft drink of the apocalypse: Dr Pepper found itself faced with an Internet uproar this weekend over an ad featuring "the evolution of flavor," which put some creationists up in arms. CEO Larry Young said the ad was part of a long-term strategy: "After all the creationists are raptured, Dr Pepper will be strongly positioned for the coming seven years of darkness as religion is banned and the Antichrist ascends to global dominance."
Kids these days: Two North Carolina parents are in trouble today after letting their toddler drive the family car in the rain. Asked about the incident during a campaign stop in the state, Mitt Romney told reporters that child safety is very important to him: "Young children should never be in the driver's seat of a car," he said. "They should be strapped to the roof."
