If you missed yesterday's CCSC roundup, you missed some hilarious party names for the class of 2016 council candidates. Our favorites were Columbia Tuition is Too Damn High, Ball So Hard, YOVO (You Only Vote Once), and The Puppy Party.
In case you feel like casting your ballot for a write-in, here are a few (not technically real, but wait till next year) alternative parties:
- The Radical PENIS (People Everywhere Need Improved Schedules)
- Prezbo's Hair (because we're for real!)
- The 'As You Can See From Our Fliers, Our Party Is Quite Ethnically Diverse' Party (fliers to come later)
- The 1% (this party name was chosen in an effort to be inclusive of everyone at Columbia)
Ok, but what about the real parties? What might we find in their platforms? We make some educated guesses after the jump!
