It's late. You're up. But it's Friday, so you are probably not reading this. Just in case you are, though: Hello! Welcome to Friday's one eleven! Let's get right down to brass tacks. The funny video for tonight is the first installment of our esteemed marching band's new sitcom, "Bandsuite." Catch up on the news and then check out the video after the jump!
Actual news
1040-NOYB: Mitt Romney released his 2011 tax returns today, as well as a "summary" of what he's paid in taxes over the last 20 years.
Surprised tigers: A man jumped into a tiger pit today and, unpredictably, was attacked by tigers. There's no joke here, but just look at the expressions on the tigers' faces in this link.