We presented the ten commandments of elevator etiquette to you last week. This week, we take on the intricate ordeal of Facebook friending in our best worst Olde Englishe:
1. A general rule of thumb is to give it a day before friending. Thou wisht not to appear overeager. Unless thou art overeager.
2. Thou shallt never friend friends of friends with whom thou art not actual friends in the physical world.
3. It hath been passed down that all who friend people within three milliseconds of an introduction are creepy. (Lay off thine iPhone till later!)
