Each week we get weird stuff in our inbox. This week, we received an email from someone who was kind enough to save us the time of actually having to click "Open," because he put the entire content of his message in the subject line. The body was empty, except for a cursory copy-and-paste of the subject line.
The message is after the jump, but suffice it to say that this person believes that "Sarah Silverman has never written anything." Instead, the comedian's drug dealer (Silverman is, according to our correspondent, addicted to coke) has been adding Silverman's name to other people's scripts. She also apparently sleeps "in the same bed as her mother!" Scandal alert!