It's late. You're up. Hopefully you are too inebriated to drunk-waddle over to get some calorie packed chicken and rice. If you are studying in Butler, that's okay too, because we're here to put a smile on that tired face! Yay!
This is highly illegal and disturbing: 24 year old Chinese pop star Zhang Muyi is declaring his love for his girlfriend for all the world to see. This would normally be "awww" inducing, except she's twelve years old. What can possibly be more vomit inducing you ask? Easy. They started dating when she was eleven.
Iran plagiarizes the Onion: Iran's Fars News Agency, a mouthpiece of the government, published a report citing a Gallup poll finding that an overwhelming majority of rural whites would vote for Ahmadinejad over Obama. Apparently it never occurred to them to stop and say, "wait, this can't possibly be true...oh yes, that's because it was published by the Onion."
