It's late. You're up. If you missed out on the annual NYC Medieval Festival, fear not, it rained and wasn't that awesome, just like all that homework you're catching up on now. Take a break with the news!
Actual News
Sure fire way to an "A": Researchers at the University of Hiroshima in Japan decided that pictures of cute baby animals aren't just a great way to procrastinate, but actually make you focus more. Making everyone hate rats a little more.
UNimpressive: The U.N. Chief was duped by pranksters into believing that a caller was actually the Canadian Prime Minister. True to form, the actual Candian Prime Minister offered a lengthy apology and a free coupon for maple syrup.