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Actual News
Where's Big Bird: Tonight's debate wasn't nearly as funny as the last, although with Joe Biden's constant giggling you'd certainly think it had been. Pundits are calling it a tie between Vice President Biden and Congressman Ryan---make your own call by taking a look and seeing what was true.
Workin' overtime: Apparently studies have demonstrated that flirting at work will make you better at negotiating with bosses and the like. Another study showed dating your boss may help you get a raise!
What a dope: Lance Armstrong has been operating an extensive doping operation for some time, and has been pretty darn sneaky. Officials say he just biked away so quickly they never had a chance to test him in all these years.
