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Actual news
Baseball playoffs: The Yankees beat the Orioles tonight to move into the ALCS. Congratulations to the Yankees, who only had to spend half the GDP of the United States to barely beat a small-market team with a combined total of zero postseason experience.
New iPad: Apple may unveil its iPad mini this month. The iPhone gets bigger, the iPad gets smaller, and Tim Cook's bank account gets larger. All is right in the world.
