Hey, look who woke up!

It's late. You're up. You know who else is up? The President of the United States, who apparently decided to forgo his pre-debate Ambien this evening.

But enough about politics! Let's get to the news. And then follow us after the jump for an awesome video.

Actual news

Before it was cool: Lisa Frank products are now being sold at Urban Outfitters. Congratulations to all the girls who have now been retroactively deemed hipsters.

Mr. Popular: Patriots head coach Bill Belichick says that Tim Tebow is a "valuable" player for the Jets. Specifically, his value lies in getting people to hate Mark Sanchez less.

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