Tom Hanks has betrayed us all

It's late. You're up. Tom Hanks said "fucking" on Good Morning America. This is all that matters now. But if you're interested in more trivial things, here's the news.

Actual news

And she's a New Yorker: Native Americans got their first Catholic Saint today, as the Pope canonized Kateri Tekakwitha, of the Mohawk tribe. Disney managed to get to Native Americans 15 years ago, so if the Vatican is following their lead then the next saint should be a toy cowboy.

 A-Rod's awesome: In case you thought the Yankees were slowly aging themselves into irrelevancy, the always-reliable Wall Street Journal is here to tell you why you are wrong. 

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