Dear Miss Lonelyhearts,
Once upon a lengthy and unsatisfying night out, my friend suggested that, when it comes to having a love life at Columbia, your standards have to be low. If they have a pulse, they’re worth pursuing. Do we think this is manifestly true? Absolutely false? Somewhere in between?
Signed,
Settling Isn’t Just For Pioneers
Oh, my dear Settler. Let’s break this down, shall we?
