Spectrum caption contest

In our second installment of Spectrum's semi-regular-if-people-continue-to-be-funny caption contest, we have a headline from 1981:

 

 

Submissions can be made up lines from the story, funny pictures, or fake subheadlines.

The rules are simple.

1) Use common sense to determine the rules of the contest.
2) Submit your wittiest captions either in the comments below or by tweeting them to @CUSpectrum with #captioncontest.
3) Sit back and wait until next week when Spectrum’s editors reveal your top caption submissions.

Good luck!

For last contest's winner, check after the jump.

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