Vote or get run over by a Jeep! It's late. You're up. Someone who is dumb (me) forgot to write the one eleven last night. I know you were all heartbroken. Anyway here is tonight's version. Actual news Give it up: Most major news outlets seem to have decided that Romney's loss is not going to get in the way of them continuing to talk about the election for the rest of time. Broken windows: Steven Sinofsky, the guy who led Microsoft's release of Windows 8 and oversaw its release of the new Surface tablet, is leaving Microsoft. Both Windows 8 and Surface reportedly suck, but that's never caused MS to fire anyone before. We assume he was sleeping with Paula Broadwell. American cars: An Arizona woman ran over her husband in a Jeep after he failed to vote. When it happens after the election's over, this is a felony. When it happens before polls close, it's GOTV. Supersymmetry: This article about theoretical physics managed to incorporate a video game meme into its headline. Read more about Vote or get run over by a Jeep! Add new comment
