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Welcome to Flavortown: No matter how much work you're buried under right now, you're probably having a better day than Guy Fieri, whose restaurant just got capital C creamed in this New York Times food review. Here's a tidbit: "And when we hear the words Donkey Sauce, which part of the donkey are we supposed to think about?"
Crime and punishment: George Washington University joins Emory and Claremont McKenna for earning the ire of US News & World Report's annual college rankings. GWU misreported statistics about its student body, moving from the 51st spot to... well, they're not on the list anymore.
Do-good drug dealer: A pot dealer in Brooklyn donated over half of his earnings last week to victims of Hurricane Sandy. When pressed for comment about what influenced his surprising philanthropy, the anonymous horticulturalist said, "Yeah, man. Yeah."
