Here begins our new series called Columbia Convos in which we highlight the most interesting, funny, but sometimes completely inane things we studious and intellectual US News chart-topping students sometimes say.
The A in Saint A's stands for apathetic.
Guy: "What do I wear to the party?"
Girl: "It's Hawaiian-themed, but wear normal clothes. Nobody at Saint A's follows the theme."
From the M. Night Shyamalan Department of Crazy Plot Twists:
Guy talking about his interrogation of the Ferris Booth staff on the food: "I asked him,'Is this oatmeal? Or is it soup?'And then he said, 'It's eggs.'"