You may have said these things at Ferris

Here begins our new series called Columbia Convos in which we highlight the most interesting, funny, but sometimes completely inane things we studious and intellectual US News chart-topping students sometimes say.

The A in Saint A's stands for apathetic.

Guy: "What do I wear to the party?"

Girl: "It's Hawaiian-themed, but wear normal clothes. Nobody at Saint A's follows the theme."

From the M. Night Shyamalan Department of Crazy Plot Twists:

Guy talking about his interrogation of the Ferris Booth staff on the food: "I asked him,'Is this oatmeal? Or is it soup?'And then he said, 'It's eggs.'"

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