It's late. You're up. You've just emerged from the darkest recesses of the cesspit called midterms, and you're probably wondering, why is it so sunny outside? Confused? The following stories probably won't help then.
Actual News:
Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date: Hostess is closing down its bakeries, so get your Twinkies now, Tallahassee.
Robocops in Utah: You better watch yourself when if you ever decide to go to Salt Lake City. Make any Mormon jokes in public, and you might just find footage of yourself getting mobbed by disappointed Romney supporters on Youtube the next day.
Communists in Iowa: The most anticipated stop during future president of China Xi Jinping's tour of the U.S. wasn't Washington or California. No, it was instead a small agricultural town in a flyover state.
And a funny video:
This is how Kristine (On the right.) from 1020 last night feels about the whole situation:
