It's late. You're up. Most of you are probably home or watching Netflix in your dorm room, basking in the knowledge that you don't really have to do anything for tomorrow or the next few days. If you are not part of that lucky group, I empathize completely. Not only am I writing this, but I am also "writing" a paper (read: looking up hot cider and eggnog recipes—an essential use of my time).
But enough about me. News time.
An American tragedy: It looks like the great American establishment that is Hostess Brands will actually go bankrupt, meaning you should definitely cryogenically freeze some Hostess Twinkies to sell on ebay several years down the line, because it looks like the yellow confection will be bought by the likes of Flowers Foods or Grupo Bimbo, two companies that apparently exist.
