It's late. You're up. Chances are you didn't win the $580 million lottery this evening, but there's still plenty to smile about! For one thing, you totally have a working Internet connection (unless you're in Butler), which means you get to end your night with the One Eleven!
Actual News
Something new: The Mars rover Curiosity found something noteworthy in a pinch of Martian sand, but no one knows what that exactly is. John P. Grotzinger, one of the scientists working on the mission, described the find as "one for the history books." My prediction? Dirt, but interesting dirt.
Another one bites the dust: Angus T. Jones—the "half" in Two and a Half Men—is rumored to be leaving the show after the series ends its 10th season. This may lead some to speculate that a certain higher power has it out for the show, which leads me to speculate that said higher power has great taste in television.
