It’s late. You’re up. Jelly fish probably won't unlock the secret to immortality (at least for the next couple weeks). Now here's some juicy news:
He's sexy and he knows it: A Chinese news site cites the onion in an article about Kim Jong-un. Hilarity ensues.
"What, no camels today?": New Yorkers were greeted with a surprise walking down 51st Street on Thursday.
Game of thrones: The Economist draws a witty parallel between warring tech giants and the kings of Westeros. Readers take caution. May contains references to "Stark realities" and "the iron phone."
Watch a man win $275 million after the jump: