Things you maybe should do during finals

These are things I may or may not have done during past finals seasons. I may or may not be suggesting you try them for yourself:

- Don't go to the library because you are positive you will spend more time walking around looking for a spot than you will actually studying.

- Go study calc in McDonalds since you gave up the library. Be surprisingly productive. Also, sweet tea.

- Sit in the hallway with your friend, who will suggest that you put a chair in the trash can. Fall on the ground and laugh until you cry and can’t breathe, because this is clearly the funniest idea you’ve ever heard. You maybe have not gotten a lot of sleep.

- Take naps everywhere. Your bed, Butler, your friend’s bed, your friend’s floor, your floor, the floor of the classroom in Hamilton that you’re studying in, the Carman basement, your floor lounge, the floor of your hallway, your friend’s fort, the tent that you set up in your room, your desk, your friend’s desk, the top landing of a stairway in Lerner...

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