We continue our series called Columbia Convos in which we highlight the most interesting, funny, but sometimes completely inane things we studious and intellectual US News chart-topping students sometimes say.
I usually get my cavities filled with diamonds.
My dentist always tells me about how he let his daughter put a Tiffany heart in her retainer.
Freshmen learn what it is like every day of the week for most upperclassmen.
Fridays are my worst days. I've got Frontiers and Lit Hum back to back. Hours and hours of not giving a shit about any of it.