If you're tired of Columbia Admirers and Compliments clogging up your news feeds with love and joy, check out a few of these pages:
Columbia Dedications
This is pretty much a middle school dance where that person who's been crushing on you asks the D.J. to play "our" song, and thinks it's the most romantic thing ever. But with booty-calls.
"Oh daaaamn. I be seein' you walkin' around campus struttin' your stuff. You's a bad mama jama. Every time you walk by I think of Ginuwine. Gurrl. Will you let me "In Those Jeans"? I want to treat you right."
Overheard Columbia
Like Bwog's series, or Columbia Convos, but now you can keep up with the wittiest and most politically correct conversations around the clock! A stellar example:
"Where's this westside? Everyone's always going there, it's like the best bar up here, right?"
Columbia Fantasies
Oh Columbia Fantasies. You're trying so hard to get our straight-laced inhibited selves out of our shells and into some leather harnesses. Maybe if you had anonymous submissions, it would work a little better. A choice fantasy:
