For the last three months, I (Mikey) have thought wistfully of graduation. Like another person two years ago, I too stay up late at night, thinking of graduation and trying to answer some of Columbia's deepest mysteries. Here to help me answer them is Spec's intrepid reporter Abby Abrams, a Harry Potter fan.
1. How come no one goes to Brad’s?
AA: Unless you’ve walked back and forth three times in front of the Journalism School, you may not have discovered the hidden location known as Brad’s or the Room of Requirement. It is a place that a person can only enter when they have real need of it. Sometimes it is there, and sometimes it is not, but when it appears, it is always equipped for the seekers’ needs. Or so Dobby tells me.
2. What are the other 90 stories of NoCo used for?
AA: Like the forbidden wing of Hogwarts' third floor, these unexplored stories must be where Fluffy the three-headed dog sleeps over the entrance to what is clearly a series of tests guarding Columbia's most prized treasure: PrezBo’s toupée.
