It's late. You're up. Tomorrow is the last day of classes, so take a break from frantically typing that paper. Since this is the last One Eleven I'll ever write, I asked everyone on Spectator's outgoing managing board to tell me the best/worst/dumbest joke they could think of off the top of their head. Here is what we came up with.
MB jokes
Sarah Darville, Editor in Chief: A pretzel was walking down the street. It was assaulted.
Maggie Alden, Managing Editor: What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na!
Alex Smyk, Publisher: What has six wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Sammy Roth, News Editor: Yeah, whatever. I'll text you my joke.
