Hello everyone. Jezebel has heard about this thing called Orgo night, and they do not like it. Not one bit. Maybe some of you find find Orgo Night an amusing source of stress relief? That does not make it ok. Just because you enjoy laughter is no reason that Jezebel should have to tolerate your man-splaining.
So we are here to liveblog all the reasons that you should be appalled by the band's existence. And to that end, we will be sure to rate each joke: "More offensive" than the Gaza strip flier, or "Less offensive." Prediction: most will be way, way more offensive. Here we go! The band is also livestreaming the whole thing right here (it might be below the jump depending on when you're looking at this page). Check it out!
12:43 a.m.: Enzymes catalyze reactions in the human body. Our fliers catalyze overreactions in the administrative body." Draws the biggest cheers of the night. And now the band is playing the fight song and marching out.
12:42 a.m.: Show's over! The band is now providing study hints for the Orgo exam. All in all an interesting show. Most notable was the fact that the band did not seem to have censored themselves at all in light of the uproar over their fliers. Very few people seemed to mind, though.
12:40 a.m.: "In honor of checking your privilege, the Band now forms the forgotten ten percent and plays 'I'll make a Bro Out of You'."
12:39 a.m.: "We see now that Greek-bashing, like homophobia, is a serious abuse that can no longer be ignored. Being frat is not a choice, they were born this way! Born with an overwhelming desire to chug shitty beer and roofie half the freshman class."
12:37 a.m.: Talking about the Brownstones now. One commenter on Bwog complained that "the gays" did not deserve a house, because they would turn the brownstone into a den of iniquity and promote an immoral life style -- "In other words, Q HOUSE IS PERFECT FOR FRAT ROW!"
12:33 a.m.: Internet problems still slowing things up. SJP called "Students for Yelling in Palestine," something about Israel's missile defense system being "as impenetrable as a JTS girl's jean skirt." The moral of this drama: "Don't take anything seriously that is yelled in your face!"
12:30 a.m.: "The Gaza Strip exploded once again this year, like a Barnard girl's hymen on the first day of NSOP. About 140 people died in the military confrontation. That's 0.003 Syrian Civil Wars, or 1.4 Hurricane Sandys, or 12 Dark Knight Rises premieres!"
