1. Going to Dodge on a regular basis. You tell yourself this every day.
Do you think telling yourself the same thing at midnight on January 1st is going to conjure up some Fairy Godmother who just happens to look like Jillian Michaels?
Just give up on trying to find your inner self-discipline and get thee to SSOL and sign up for lap swim.
2. Trying not to use one of these words in your everyday language.
The fact that “Fiscal Cliff” and “YOLO” made the list of words to be banished is kind of understandable, but “Boneless Wings?”
What kind of soulless being (Barring vegetarians and vegans.) doesn’t like boneless wings?
3. Quit procrastinating.
Think about it, without procrastination, how would you ever catch up on Battle Star Galactica: Blood and Chrome and the Lizzie Bennet Diaries?
