It’s late. You’re up. You’re wondering how it’s possible that you already have all this reading to avoid doing.
It’s probably not a bad idea to revisit the lovelorn/sex-crazed spell that consumed many of our peers during finals week… and apparently high school.
Recently, lustful thoughts cropped up in the unlikeliest and tastiest of places:

Before you get too creeped out, we should probably remember that we have a missed connections page of our own... that often ventures into questionable food/sex territory, as well: