The ten people in every CC class, ever

So, it’s Sunday night and you’ve finished the third season of Parks and Rec in the last 24 hours, but you’ve still got some CC reading to do. In fact, you’re already behind.

In theory, you had planned to catch up, but now it’s too late for that and you’re just going to have to rush through tomorrow’s readings. But before you speed read Squashed Philosophers, you’re going to check out Spectrum for the DL on every CC class.

Thank God for the Core---the one constant. Every professor is different and the texts come and go, but every CC section is surprisingly similar.

No, there are no clones, and no, the Core office doesn’t plan it this way. It’s just those ten people that are in every CC class, ever:

  • Old Fashioned: Living in the past, this person just can’t move on from Plato. Be it true love or something else, they can never give Hume or Rousseau a chance because they will forever be comparing them to Plato’s Republic.

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