We all have Beyonce moments at Columbia-- when you wear heels and don't trip all over College Walk, get an A on the paper you wrote the night before, or make a comment brilliant enough to make you the suspect of a power outage.
Unless Beyonce is at Bacchanal (and is hopefully accompanied by Wavves...BACCHANAL PLANNING COMMITTEE I HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS), this is the closest you'll come to Sasha Fierce actually stepping foot on campus.
