If there's anything I've been afraid of for years, it's the Internet.
Yes, I have been that person who has Googled herself, and more than once. I'm the person who's scanned through to page 36 of the search results, on the lookout to see if anything that can come back to haunt me ever shows up.
I'm the person who, before I permanently switched my Facebook to Timeline, went through every single post before 2009 and deleted the vestiges of my 16-year-old immaturity, all those statuses I put, like, two brain cells of thought into.
