It’s late. You’re up. You might be wondering “what’s up with all this snow?” and “will there be any other strangely named storms in the near future?” Well you should brace yourselves, because there’s a whole new set of storms heading our way this semester:
The Bacchanal Earthquake
Our intrepid seismologists have discovered that a large seismic event will occur sometime this spring, its epicenter being right in the middle of campus. Preliminary reports have yet to determine the bulk of the character of this earthquake, but it is known that it will come from the direction of Morningside Park.
The Varsity Show Windstorm
Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.
Additionally, our weather-people have also discovered that a ton of air will be thrown around campus in the form of singing sometime this spring. You should expect being either blown away by the music or buffeted away from your fear of the musical theater.
