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I am going to die.
That's probably not the most motivating mantra to be thinking when you've just signed up for the 2013 round of CU Assassins. But it is true.
And it's all thanks to you, Columbia, that sometime very soon in the next few weeks, I'll have a water gun at my back and I'll be screaming for mercy.
Columbia, you've taught me that once, 7-day erections were possible (oh, those good old days).
Because of you, I've plowed through the indecipherable William S. Borroughs. I can even recite the categorical imperative in reverse.
