The big night is almost upon us. The stars will walk on the red carpet. Our favorite actors and actresses will wave at us through the camera, smile, and comment on their ridiculously expensive dresses and sexy suits.
Sparks will fly and heartbeats will rise as announcers take way too long to read the winner from that godforsaken envelope. So, with all the stress of the past week, why not liven it up a little?
Grab a bottle of your favorite drink and sit down to watch!
Pour a libation*...
- Every time an actress is wearing something that costs more than your tuition.
- Every time you can’t believe someone is wearing that at the red carpet. (Drink twice if you actually need to look at the dress more than once to judge how bad it looks)
