If you're not an avid reader of the Huffington Post, you may have not noticed their recent rankings of the schools with the most super-rich alumni.
But they did, and Columbia came in at a solid 4th place, with 889 alumni who have a net worth of $120 billion. We are also the third best Ivy League school, with Harvard and Penn taking 1st and 2nd place, respectively, and where Stanford took third overall.
Probably the best news in all of this is that we beat NYU, because they only got into fifth place, those losers.
But seriously, this is great news---now we can basically know that there's a slight chance that you, or one of the people you know here, might become part of this incredibly wealthy group of people.
And that means you might be able to do what you always dreamed of doing, like diving into a large pile of gold coins, or installing an ATM in your kitchen. Or maybe,
