Pregame Playlist: Let’s get spoopy edition

It’s commonly acknowledged that time is a flat circle, and never is that more apparent than when it comes to Halloween music. If you could get back all the time you’ve spent listening to “Monster Mash” or other novelty Halloween songs of that ilk, you’d probably have enough time to like, I don’t know, read a Buzzfeed article or something, because you’ve never actually finished listening to them, because they’re terrible.