We all go through phases in college. One day you want to be in a frat, the next you're joining the hiking club. One day you're pre-med, the next you have a life. The beauty of Columbia is that you can do this—just make sure to chronicle these changes through an ever-evolving Twitter handle. Below is not just a series of handles, but an autobiography.
The "I'm applying to college and don't want the Man to track me down and know about that one time I drank beer" punny handle
The "I just got to college, wow this city rocks!"
The "oh wow Columbia has a number of scandals"
The "oh wow Columbia REALLY has a lot of scandals"
The "wait enthusiasm is not cool here, gotta be nonchalant"
The "wow changing your handle is this easy?! I'm going to do it all the time, also crackdel”
The "me discovering my sexuality coincided with Nick Jonas discovering his"
The "oh so that's the war on fun"
The "my friend and I just talked for three hours about old school Disney channel"
The "I didn't join Greek life and now ironic hand signs are my life"
The "I just learned the meaning of 'normcore' but don't quite have it right yet"
The "holy crap winter is cold and long"
The "wait now I just had a three-hour long conversation about Laguna Beach"
The "OK I get that MoHi is being gentrified but where is senior night going to be?"
The "wait I'm a senior, I'm about to be in the real world"
The "no seriously I need a job"