Finals Inspiration

Finals season is fast approaching, which means the existential angst you buried after midterms is poised to emerge once more with a vengeance. Does the spurious happiness of the jerks handing out candies and inspirational quotes in Butler make you want to hurl? Instead of attempting to mask the emptiness, why not face it—you’re not getting out of there until at least 4 a.m. Here’s some true inspiration to help you and all your friends to get with the somber mood of the season.

“Happiness is obsolete: uneconomic.”

“We laugh to keep from crying.”

“Books are a load of crap.”

“This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but a whimper.”

“There is — an infinite amount of hope in the universe… but not for us.”

“Lord, come with fire / Everyone’s wasting their time.”

“You’re on Earth. There’s no cure for that.”

“All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last.”

“If you expect nothing from anybody, you’re never disappointed.”


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