Sam Muller

Thu, Mar 24, 2016, 12:51am
Whether you've heard of the Bacchanal line-up performers or not, you might as well get familiar with their work. We've compiled fun facts, a little info, and even a cheeky lil playlist for you right here.
Tue, Mar 22, 2016, 12:00pm
Everyone went their separate ways for spring break – some sipping mai tais in Florida, others taking shots of tequila in Mexico, and then those who were chugging down Chateau Diana in the comfort of their John Jay single.
Thu, Mar 10, 2016, 9:07am
As you probably know, it’s that time of year. The housing lottery is right around the corner, and that means deciding where to live next year. If you’re thinking about living on campus next year, it’s always good to know your options. It’s even better to know their prices.
Tue, Mar 8, 2016, 3:45pm
Dear future housing lottery number, I’m but a lowly first-year, so I’ve only heard rumors of your notoriety. Based on what I’ve heard, your presence seems to cause heaps of unwelcome drama and strife. You and your roommate when you get a bad lottery number.
Tue, Mar 1, 2016, 2:00pm
Dear Facebook,
Tue, Mar 1, 2016, 12:00pm
Tue, Feb 23, 2016, 4:10pm
Dear people who practice the piano in public lounges, Yes, there is a piano here. No, we don’t want to hear you play. We get it, you love to play piano and you’re really good at it, but there are practice rooms for, well, doing exactly what you’re doing.
Tue, Feb 16, 2016, 8:00am
Dear Dodge, First of all, why are there two of you? There was nothing worse than when I, an innocent freshman, showed up only to find a bunch of music majors sipping Blue Java. I mean honestly, one of you should really just change your name, for simplicity’s sake.
Wed, Feb 10, 2016, 8:30pm
As February quickly approaches, so does the one holiday all of us singles would shove out a window if we had the chance. That’s right -- Groundhog Day! But also, Valentine's Day.
Wed, Feb 10, 2016, 7:00am
Dear big lecture classes,