Miles Greenspoon

Sun, Dec 4, 2016, 11:19pm
Update: It's too late (as of 12:39 a.m. Dec. 15 2016.)
Wed, Nov 30, 2016, 10:20pm
Step 1: Get into Columbia. Step 2: Graduate from Columbia. Step 3: ????? Step 4: Profit.
Wed, Nov 30, 2016, 1:25am
College football season has come and gone at Columbia, much to the disappointment of the three fans who attended more than one game.
Mon, Nov 28, 2016, 11:33pm
Remember that Henry Moore Reclining Figure sculpture that was supposed to nestle outside of Butler?
Mon, Nov 21, 2016, 12:12am
Time to break out the Timbs, everyone. The first snowfall of the season has come! It was only a light flurry (if even that), but it was definitely there.
Wed, Nov 16, 2016, 10:03pm
First-years, take note: You are going to have one semester when you are absolutely fucking miserable. There will be nothing you can do to fight it; it’s as inevitable as the person in front of you getting the last white pizza in the Diana.
Wed, Nov 16, 2016, 11:55am
Are you still not sick of talking about the presidential election? Are you still relentlessly scouring Facebook, looking for more people to argue with on political statuses?
Wed, Nov 2, 2016, 9:49pm
Do you feel that? It’s the feeling of impending loneliness that’ll hit when all of your friends leave for fall break while you’re stuck on campus.