Fri, Dec 2, 2005, 12:00am
According to the Columbia University Information Technology Web site, "CubMail is now brisk and snappy, and a real pleasure to use." Anyone who uses CubMail knows otherwise.
Fri, Dec 2, 2005, 12:00am
It is a mystery that the Federal Communications Commission allows the television show Family Guy to air in light of its "the witch must burn!" reaction to Janet Jackson's slippery nipple.
Fri, Dec 2, 2005, 12:00am
Behavior of Audience at Ashcroft Speech Appalling
To the Editor:
Fri, Dec 2, 2005, 12:00am
The summer before I came to Columbia as a first-year, I never got a haircut. By the end of August, my parents said I looked like a surly hobo; my friends thought angry but skinny drug dealer; my 6-year-old sister babbled something about a pony.
Fri, Dec 2, 2005, 12:00am
There are two very basic types of average sports fans: the idiot and the asshole. The first finds hope in everything, holds eternal optimism for a good season, and actually believes in things like moral victories.
Fri, Dec 2, 2005, 12:00am
A year is a long time to spend on the sidelines.
Fri, Dec 2, 2005, 12:00am
They're 5-0, coming home after an undefeated road trip, and they've got the only player in the nation to make three game-winning shots.
In other words, the Columbia men's basketball team is feeling pretty good right about now.
Fri, Dec 2, 2005, 12:00am
The women's basketball team will travel to any corner of the country to find opponents.
Fri, Dec 2, 2005, 12:00am
Most early-season wrestling invitationals count for little more than practice and, if they go well, pride. But for Columbia, this weekend is different.
Fri, Dec 2, 2005, 12:00am
The Columbia men's swimming team is looking for win number four.