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Fri, Feb 14, 2014, 4:05pm
It's that time of year again—Valentine's Day (or, as we bitter Columbians call it between huge mouthfuls of Westside cookies, "galentine's day"). We took it upon ourselves to map out your evening of love in advance, whether you're half of a happy couple, single and ready to mingle, or somewhere in...
Thu, Jan 30, 2014, 4:57am
Dear Grammys,       I want to hold it in, but I can’t any longer; I just can’t. I love you.       I had been made so bitter and hurt by your liaisons with Steely Dan, Natalie Cole, and Herbie Hancock—that I had to leave you for Madame Pitchfork.
Thu, Dec 5, 2013, 2:03am
Finals season is fast approaching, which means the existential angst you buried after midterms is poised to emerge once more with a vengeance. Does the spurious happiness of the jerks handing out candies and inspirational quotes in Butler make you want to hurl?
Thu, Dec 5, 2013, 2:01am
Jesus was an interesting figure in the sense that we know a lot about his birth, and a lot about the end of his life, but in between we got nothin’. What was he like as a 21-year-old? What if he had gone to Columbia?
Wed, Nov 20, 2013, 11:37pm
The time for class registration is upon us once again. And if you can't decide what to take, The Eye's got your back: Our editors compiled a list of their all-time favorite classes for your reading pleasure and moral guidance.
Wed, Nov 20, 2013, 11:12pm
Believe it or not, the Ivy League and Thanksgiving have a lot in common: They're both founded early in American tradition, and they both bring out the preppiness in people.
Wed, Nov 13, 2013, 11:51pm
1. Avril Lavigne: Recorded the theme song for The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. R. Kelly: In 1997, became the first singer to enter professional basketball when he signed to the Atlantic City Seagulls.