It's late. You're up. You're crying because you're going to be up all night doing work and/or because you just realized that you're not in Kansas/Florida/Canún/some other sunny place anymore.
Let's make brackets for the GOP race instead: Romney sweeps all 20 delegates in Puerto Rico, keeping him in the lead for the nomination
Sad: Car bombs killed two and injured 30 in Syria on Sunday, the first anniversary of the uprisings
Mo' money, mo' problems: Apple will be announcing what they're doing with $100 billion. I say they buy an iPad 4G, but they can stick with the 3G until the new one comes out instead, I guess.
Excuse for the Freshman Fifteen: A study showed that obesity may be linked to a gene mutation. Don't get excited about free food, the study was performed on mice.
Goodbye Red Bull Man: The creator of Red Bull died on Saturday, so tip one back tonight in his memory
And a funny video...