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Giants and dormice and buffalo chicken, oh my!

It's late. You're up. You're either celebrating, sitting in stunned disbelief/anger, or frantically trying to scribble that five page paper due tomorrow at 9:00 am. Unless, like me, you didn't actually watch the Super Bowl. Before you pick up your torches and your pitchforks on your way from your after-party to my dorm room, read on for a football themed One Eleven Extravaganza. Actual news: Higher Education Controversy: We're exporting jobs and importing... students. #Occupy News: Eight are arrested while encampments are being cleared by workers in hazmat suits. Football related news: Say no to stereotypes: So much for football players being all brawn and no brain. Superstitions: I bet your Famiglia's pizza wasn't classy enough to be delivered with an honor guard. In case you were hiding under a rock: the Giants won. Speaking of food: If I were ever to host a Super Bowl Party, my dream menu would have to include: Buffalo Chicken Cupcakes Apple Nachos French Toast Soufflé Cookie Dough Dip Just so I have something to do, you know, besides actually watching the game. This is how I feel about football:

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Riv posted on

hahahaha... cookie doe dip
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RLM posted on

that mouse... omg
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Anonymous posted on

BUFFALO CUPCAKES?
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